Thoughts on tanning Blonde blonde blonde. That's me.  Wheat blonde hair; soft creamy skin.  "Fair" in the storybook sense of the word. Marilyn Monroe didn't tan. She said she wanted to be "Blonde all over!!"  Famous for her soft porcelain skin as well as her voluptuous figure, her image still arouses. My skin is pure as the driven snow (well, I'm on a famous-screen-siren-quotes kick, so here's another "I was pure as snow, but I drifted." Guess who?)*** 98% of people on this earth are born dark. Dark can be faked (spray on tan; tanning beds). Translucent white skin is as rare as diamonds and cannot be imitated. Saudi princesses soak in baths with rose petals and 1/2 cup of bleach to achieve the lightest tone they can...but still are not white. Wealthy Asians protect their skin from darkening to set themselves apart from field workers. In A Thousand and One Nights beautiful people are often described as "having a face like the moon." Here I am~~~ all moonlit and rose-petaled. An indoor Mistress. Soft, creamy skin; long pale blonde hair; a Nordic dream For me the hobby is about quality over quantity.  I only want to be with men who appreciate what is special about me.  As of right now, no man has ever told me I need to get a tan.  Surely a man seeking a brown girl wouldn't contact me in the first place.   *** Answer to the puzzler: Mae West  (by the way, if quizzes are quizzical, was are tests?)